Hello, nice to see you.  Please come in, take off your shoes.  Get comfy.  Cause I’m back.

Some of you might be aware of my (twice) abandoned blog.  Filled with false promises and tons of subjective lists, the ramblings of a bored college student (and briefly, a college graduate) graced the internet for dozens of eyes to see.

Now, I created a new blog (even bought a domain name, moneybags over here) to start fresh.  It’s not that I hate my old blog, there’s some readable stuff on there.  It’s just that most of it is horse garbage that sounds like a whiny teenager talking to a wall.  I want to create content that interests people.  Stuff that excites someone when they’re looking for something to read on the toilet.  This is something I know I can do and I’ve been wanting to give it a shot again.  So here I go.

So, what should you expect out of this blog?  Glad you asked.

As you can see, I have a robust variety of topics and ideas for this poorly organized space.  Which, if you’re reading this in 2020, hopefully this seems like a joke written on a much better and professional looking website.  And if you’re reading this from 2030, a website is where people use to get their news and entertainment back when we thought Canadians were just human beings that liked hockey more than genocide.

In summary, what you should expect is:

• Content that will entertain and make you chuckle.
• At least one post per week, probably on the weekend.
• A respectable bar to have good nachos.
• Woolly Mammoths to stay extinct.
• A happy life full of love, excitement, and a new Bond movie coming out in a reasonable time frame.

What you should not expect:

• Commentary on my personal life.
• Inappropriate visual content.  There will be some swearing, but you’ll never open my website and see tits and dicks.  None that I put there at least.
• Asher Roth to make a comeback.
• A fourth Austin Powers movie.
• That you’re going to marry rich.  Maybe take some time to think about the career path you can have with that degree in Anthropology.

I plan to start with a Game of Thrones preview next week, and I have some other ideas for the first few weeks as well.  I’ll try to do a variety of topics, so it’s not all the same thing each week.  And if you have something you want me to write about, just tell me about it at dinner, Mom.